I was talking with my shrink, explaining that Katie and I had recently enjoyed a nice dinner date. He approves of Ms. Katie. He remarked, “I ain’t makin’ no money off her.” That’s shrink-speak for “You not acting nearly as crazy a muthafucka since you two been together.” Positive reinforcement is so important.
Somewhere, the ghosts of James Bullough Lansing and Amar Bose are stamping their feet in fits of pique. If you really must lather up to The Lumineers, at least bring in a decent box and place it on the bathroom counter.