Handball shoes.

Adidas handball sneakers

You just got served.

Shit. I got so engrossed in the compelling debt ceiling debate that I almost didn’t see these. Handball shoes. You read right. Handball shoes.

I will go ahead and state that I didn’t know there was such a thing, though it stands to reason. It can’t be a real sport unless it has its own kicks. These have the classic five plugs. I don’t know what that means, but they look kinda cool. And they’re Adidas. When you see all the other handball players in your ‘hood, your cred will be tight. They’re over at End Clothing. Pre-order today, and watch out for crotch balls.