How to portfolio.

Hiphop bling is so Fantastic Voyage. Real style is sexing up your portfolio with some heavy metal you keep in the hidden vault behind the nude in the bedroom. So, I bring you a bar of gold designed by Jean Paul Gaultier.

Remember the case in Pulp Fiction? The glow? Yeah. That’s what I imagine happening when you open up the vault door and a stack of these is inside. Market price around $1681 apiece. Hedge the uncertainty, baby. Load up. You a bad muthaf*cka.